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You go to far. There is no evidence to suggest Obama is a Vulcan.

As Far As I Know.

Plagiarist.

Vulvan ambassador Soval once said this: “We don’t know what to do about Humans. Of all the species we’ve made contact with, yours is the only one we can’t define. You have the arrogance of Andorians, the stubborn pride of Tellarites. One moment you’re as driven by your emotions as Klingons, and the next, you confound us by suddenly embracing logic.”

We don’t need some anti-human Vulcan separatist in the White House. This raises serious questions about Obama’s candidacy. How do we know that he’s not some arrogant anti-human himself?

*Vulcan, not “Vulvan.”

Vulvan being an adjective used to describe people from planet Volvo, home of the Volkswagen Passat Sedan.

I think we should fear the Vulvans. They will perform melds with us and destroy our people, including our proposed leader, O’bama (Klingon for “None of the Above”).

Hm. This would explain a lot. Some more evidence for you:

1. Petraeus is brilliant at undoing the mistakes of the Bush administration with limited resources and unstoppable hope. Obama is brilliant at undoing the mistakes of the Bush administration with limited resources and unstoppable hope.

2. Petraeus was once shot through the heart and not killed (true story!). Ergo, he is not human so much as an Ark.

3. Both warrior poets.

4. Both can’t bowl, but can dance (and beat box).

5. Both claim Rev. Wright as a spiritual mentor (not a true story!)

6. Both adored by all (me).

Deborah, your comment made me laugh. Thanks!

The pictures do seem to suggest they look really alike, but I really don’t think Obama is an alien life form. The govt has denied it for years.

… and he fights a Klingon too.

Could be a romulan, in which case we are all fucked.

I think that the VUlvans are a vunch of C***’s

Try democratic. Try socialistic. Try tax-and-spend-thief. Try clintonista.

well next time he has a bleeding nose or something and if he bleeds green then we know our answer

heh were going to be invaded by Lady Bits….

Vulva’s are attacking!

for the record, Spock had on numerous occasions successfully performed mind melds through walls and with no physical contact with the other individual.

know your TOS before you comment on the rules.

@goat. From memory alpha:

Physical contact is required. The initiator places the tips of his fingers at key locations on the head of the other participant. This allows him to place pressure on key nerves and blood vessels to facilitate the link.

This may be true. Personally, I’d like to see what a Vulcan could do with this country. Although, what most of you are forgetting is that Tim Russ, the actor who played Tuvok, was also the “We ain’t found shit!” guy from Spaceballs. We should just elect William Shatner and be done with it.

I don’t know how I feel about him being in office come 2010 (Ponfar time)