Hillary Claims Physics Biased Against Her
Senator Clinton today criticized Newton’s First Law of Motion - and, by extension, all Laws of Motion derived thereof - for unfairly attacking her.
At a small closed-door fundraiser after Super Tuesday, Sen. Hillary Clinton blamed what she called the “activist base” of the Democratic Party — and MoveOn.org in particular — for many of her electoral defeats.
The First Law of Motion was particularly called to task for its statements that:
A physical body will remain at rest, or continue to move at a constant velocity, unless an outside net force acts upon it.
Senator Clinton struck out at the Law of Motion by claiming it unfairly discriminates against her base of support. She contended that the Law of Motion should have stuck with “A physical body will remain at rest, or contine to move at a constant velocity,” which would have allowed her to maintain the overwhelming advantage in the polls she began the year with.
Clinton: Going any further was irresponsible, shows the inexperience of the law of motion and, frankly, raises serious questions.”
Clinton’s contention that the “active” among the Democrats are opposed to her was further borne out by a study that revealed the base of her support in the Democratic race:
The dead. 
People from the past. 
Foreign citizens. 
Republicans.
3 Responses to “Hillary Claims Physics Biased Against Her”
I just want you to know that, as a former child who grew up on He-Man, I sincerely appreciate your efforts to bring us that picture of Skeletor. It made me laugh (perhaps this was also a result of being uncaffeinated in the morning hour, but let’s get away from my dependency issues). With those fingernails, kind of reminds me of Hillary! Hillartor? HA! Well-scoured Mr. Funk. :)
And with that, I leave you with this He-Man v. Skeletor fight scene (much funnier if you think of it as Barack v. Hillary, respectively (!), especially when Skeletor’s own evil tactics start to backfire on him at the end. And I’m convinced that He-Man’s voice sounds a bit like Barack’s; hits that handsome lower register. But I’ll leave that open to the blogosphere. I’ve already said too much!):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GmnhzEfRUxo
http://pajamajournalist.com
I think there is a bigger story here. First, listen to the Skeletor laugh in the clip referenced above. Then compare that with this:
http://www.matthewfunk.net/blog
I’ve long suspected a Skeletor-Hillary link: The evil buffoonery, the laugh, the dependence on contributions from the Chinese triads to further their schemes.
It all added up. I am beginning to suspect this whole campaign is a plot by their home dimension of Infinita to extend the primaries so long that time collapses in on itself.
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