Lewinsky and Wright unite to form Voltrongate
Michael Moore recently published a piece that managed to combine the Lewinsky scandal with the Reverend Wright scandal. Here’s the quote:
I want to say a word about the basic decency I have seen in Mr. Obama. Mrs. Clinton continues to throw the Rev. Wright up in his face as part of her mission to keep stoking the fears of White America. Every time she does this I shout at the TV, “Say it, Obama! Say that when she and her husband were having marital difficulties regarding Monica Lewinsky, who did she and Bill bring to the White House for ’spiritual counseling?’ THE REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT!”
Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go! LET’S GO VOLTRON FORCE! I guess we can give Lewinsky the line Keith would say whenever Voltron assembled (”And I’ll form the head!”).
Yes it’s true, back when the Lewinsky scandal shocked the world with the news that the American president couldn’t find a more attractive lover, the Clintons invited religious leader Wright to the White House, so they could shower him with Ernest Hemingway quotes.
As Hillary would say, you can’t choose your family, but you can choose your pastor, unless you’ve recently been caught getting a blowjob from your intern, in which case you’re just glad a pastor is willing to make a house call.
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If only the main stream media would pick up on this, but I think my favorite channel CNN (seriously) seems to be a bit biased in the Clinton respect.
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I know, being a rational person, my response is “Meh.” However, the media could have a field day with this. Or not?
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Oh SNAP. I love this: “Yes it’s true, back when the Lewinsky scandal shocked the world with the news that the American president couldn’t find a more attractive lover…” Actually, that’s the one that was caught. The one’s that got away? Much much much prettier.
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