Fear Wins Again, But Not For Long - Hillary’s PA Delay

April 23rd, 2008

Never fear, Clinton supporters!
Fear has won the day in Pennsylvania!
Yes, according to the polls on dailykos, fear-prone Keystone staters crept to the polls in record numbers, gaining Hillary her critical win over Obama.  Those who are most ruled by fear - the poor and the elderly - were her staunchest supporters:
Seniors
PA: 61C, 38O
$50,000
PA: 55C, 45O
And it […]

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Lewinsky and Wright unite to form Voltrongate

Lewinsky and Wright unite to form Voltrongate

April 23rd, 2008

Michael Moore finds a way to combine the Jeremiah Wright and Monica Lewinsky scandals into some kind of mechanized uber-scandal.

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The Patriotism of Barack Obama

April 23rd, 2008

As the lone Clintonista on a site by, for, and of, committed Obamaniacs, a good many of my bloggings will begin or end with the words, “I respectfully dissent,” or some approximation thereof.
Today is a little different.  I will be venting about Barack Obama — but not about my reservations for his presidential candidacy, but to […]

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Bill Clinton and the Race Card

Bill Clinton and the Race Card

April 23rd, 2008

Long story short: Bill, “Obama played the racecard on me.” Obama, “Say what?” Bill, “I never said Obama played the racecard on me.” And all within twenty-four hours!

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Hillary’s Concession Speech

April 22nd, 2008

Here is a preview of Hillary’s concession speech, to be delivered today at 10pm EST after the record-breaking turnout among those darned “active” voters leads to a surprise victory by Obama:
“Thank you all, thank you.
“Well, we’ve come a long way, but sometimes even the greatest dreams have to come to an end when they’re crushed […]

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Lights over Arizona and Florida

Lights over Arizona and Florida

April 22nd, 2008

I have an additional conspiracy theory to contribute to Matt Drudge’s report of strange lights over Arizona and Florida.

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Hillary Claims Physics Biased Against Her

Hillary Claims Physics Biased Against Her

April 22nd, 2008

Snark, Physics, Clinton, and our first post by a non-Cameron entity. Please welcome MC Funk, who has scavenged the internet to bring you an effeminate picture of skeletor.

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Ninety-Nine Percent Fiction

Ninety-Nine Percent Fiction

April 21st, 2008

A behind the scenes look at the McCain campaign, inspired by Mark Salter’s claim that the recent article about McCain’s well-documented temper is 99 percent fiction.

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