Bill Clinton urges Pennsylvania to hide and watch, perverse advice from someone on (ostensibly) the Democratic wing of the party.

Hurray, live-action G.I. Joe is coming! Time for the kids to celebrate and glorify war! Bring forth the cast photos so we can envision how the movie will go down and act it out using toys with twenty-years of dust.

This is fun. Reporter attempts to portray local pastor as a bigot and racist. Local pastor schools reporter.

President Bush sets forth a bold environmental plan, one which builds on his do-nothing strategy to combat global warming, by setting a national goal that we do nothing for another seventeen years. Such a bold speech deserves another installment of our annotated series.

After thirty years, Prosecutors bring us an update on everyone’s favorite polygamist cult.

ABC asks the important questions: Are you unpatriotic? Have you ever been unpatriotic? If you were unpatriotic what would this mean for your presidential chances? Do you think she’s unpatriotic? Lets move on to elitism. Are you elitist? Have you ever been…

Both Clinton and Obama have credited Bush’s handling of HIV/AIDS in Africa as among one of the few things he’s done right. They believe that because abstinence education seemed to work in Uganda. Trouble is, we might all be entirely wrong about Uganda. Here’s why.