Scooby Doo can doodoo, but Jimmy Carter is more electable.

May 7th, 2008

After a solid victory in North Carolina, and despite a Hillary victory in his own Indiana backyard, Tuesday, Obama further solidified his lead position in the race to the Democratic nominee. I am preparing to accept that - legitimate or not, for better or for worse, there is simply too much momentum and too much force behind Obama to […]

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ABC Donates $31 Million To Clinton

May 2nd, 2008

Campaign finance law prevents a campaign from accepting corporate contributions without limitation, but Hillary Clinton again proved that no one holds her accountable for anything as she accepted at least $31,240,000 from ABC.
I refer, of course, to the hour of “straight talk” that ABC will be broadcasting “hours before” Tuesday’s primaries. It’ll be a toasty […]

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May Day Special

May 1st, 2008

Since it’s May Day, global holiday of international Socialism, it seems a fitting occasion for me to confront what I like to call “another GOP myth.” Today’s myth: that Democrats are Socialists.
In her recent, groundbreaking, and altogether brilliant interview with Bill O’Reilly of the Fox Vomit-inducing Network, I mean, News Network, my choice for the next POTUS and the host […]

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Muggle McCain adviser warns of upcoming wizard war!

Muggle McCain adviser warns of upcoming wizard war!

May 1st, 2008

John McCain’s Spiritual Advisor ™ John Hagee has a theory about Harry Potter that raises serious questions ™ about whether the pastor has a horcrux up his ass.

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Things Obama Wishes He Could Say

Things Obama Wishes He Could Say

May 1st, 2008

There are certain things Obama just can’t say about Hillary Clinton, because he is above it. Fortunately for us, MC Funk is not above it. It’s time for another top ten list.

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Superdelegate Watch

May 1st, 2008

It’s clobberin’ time.
May 1: Obama +5, Clinton 4.

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