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Children of the Corn, all grown up!

Children of the Corn, all grown up!

April 17th, 2008

After thirty years, Prosecutors bring us an update on everyone’s favorite polygamist cult.

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Look deep into Cheney’s eyes

Look deep into Cheney’s eyes

April 9th, 2008

Dick Cheney. Magical man of mystery and mayhem. Look carefully at this photograph and see… no that can’t be right.

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What’s Tonya Harding been up to lately?

What’s Tonya Harding been up to lately?

March 26th, 2008

The same day that the news media adopted the term Tonya Harding strategy to describe the Clinton campaign, Tonya was in the local Clark County news for… something to do with guns.

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McCain fans attempt to be inspirational, hilarity ensues [tonedeaf]

McCain fans attempt to be inspirational, hilarity ensues [tonedeaf]

March 23rd, 2008

McCain fans have put together a music video for their candidate that is so terrible it can only be the result of a conspiracy designed to embaress McCain. You be the judge.

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Telemarketing Imperial Majesty Cruise Lines, bogus offer?

Telemarketing Imperial Majesty Cruise Lines, bogus offer?

February 24th, 2008

A recording and transcript of a telemarketing scam offering a free cruise. This post has generated a good deal of search engine traffic, no doubt as people try to determine whether there’s any reality to the offer. So far, haven’t heard from anyone who actually received the free cruise.

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