John McCain’s Spiritual Advisor ™ John Hagee has a theory about Harry Potter that raises serious questions ™ about whether the pastor has a horcrux up his ass.

After four days of Reverend Wright hijacking the Obama campaign, Obama (finally) responds. If this makes it all the way to Denver, we’ll know which pastor to thank.

I received an email today (copied after the jump), which considers the facts that Obama is “from the east,” “charismatic in nature,” has “proposed solutions,” and has “attract[ed] many supporters,” and concludes that he must be the Anti-Christ. Question: Does the target demographic for this email even exist? Is there anyone out there who (a) is dumb enough to believe it and (b) was previously planning on voting Obama?

Please join me in lamenting the non-stop media coverage of Reverend Wright’s “God Damn America” sermon, and the hypocrisy of zero-coverage for Rod Parsley’s crazytalk. For those following along at home, please turn to page 1623 in the good book.