Michael Moore finds a way to combine the Jeremiah Wright and Monica Lewinsky scandals into some kind of mechanized uber-scandal.

A behind the scenes look at the McCain campaign, inspired by Mark Salter’s claim that the recent article about McCain’s well-documented temper is 99 percent fiction.

Hurray, live-action G.I. Joe is coming! Time for the kids to celebrate and glorify war! Bring forth the cast photos so we can envision how the movie will go down and act it out using toys with twenty-years of dust.

The war on irony continues as guards at Guantanamo confiscate a contraband copy of the Lord of the Rings screenplay from a former child soldier who, after six years, is still awaiting trial.

The youth vote weeps as “Yes Wii Can” Obama turns his back on all that is good and true and right in the console universe.

We’ve had our suspicions for some time that presidential hopeful Barack Obama may be a Vulcan (Tuvok, anyone?). Now, startling new evidence may have serious consequences on the upcoming presidential election and humanity’s efforts at interstellar travel.

What will blogging be like when the machines take over?

Barack Obama looks a little like Tuvok (of Star Trek Voyager fame).