As ten plagues once forced Hilary Swank’s acting career to wander B movies for forty years, so too may ten plagues beset Obama’s presidential bid.

I have an additional conspiracy theory to contribute to Matt Drudge’s report of strange lights over Arizona and Florida.

Snark, Physics, Clinton, and our first post by a non-Cameron entity. Please welcome MC Funk, who has scavenged the internet to bring you an effeminate picture of skeletor.

Over the weekend, Senator Evan Bayh suggested we measure the success of the candidates not by delegates earned, but by the electoral votes of the states they’ve won. In the spirit of Senator Bayh, I present you with five additional metrics that I pulled out of my ass. As you’ll see, Hillary Clinton is either winning or tied with Obama in every case.