OVERBREADTH

The youth vote weeps as “Yes Wii Can” Obama turns his back on all that is good and true and right in the console universe.

The right wants to pretend McCain never said what he said or something. Is it fair game to poke fun at an inane statement about a million years in Iraq? (Hint: yes. The answer is yes. That’s the hint.)

Dick Cheney. Magical man of mystery and mayhem. Look carefully at this photograph and see… no that can’t be right.

Our Annotated Series continues–this time with the testimony of General Petraeus before the Senate Armed Services Committee. Come for the annotations, stay for the graphs.

Two weeks ago, I wrote Five Ways Clinton Leads Obama. The article made the front page of DailyKos, which generates a fair deal of traffic. Today the Washington Post ran an editorial by Candid Camera’s Peter Funt, which bears an uncanny resemblance to my piece. You be the judge.

We’ve had our suspicions for some time that presidential hopeful Barack Obama may be a Vulcan (Tuvok, anyone?). Now, startling new evidence may have serious consequences on the upcoming presidential election and humanity’s efforts at interstellar travel.

John McCain spent years voting against a holiday for Martin Luther King, supposedly the result of limited news he heard while a POW, but he claims he heard (via morse code) plenty of news of Reagan. Really?

“Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Pennsylvania Avenue?”